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Amarillo nice guy! Tyrone Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces! Water Water who? Water you doing in my house? Goat Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out. Anita Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil! Amy Amy who? Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out! Q: Why are ghosts, bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them. Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box. A: A zebra with a drumkit.
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A: Springtime. Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune? Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? A: Hi Cliff! Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? A: Show me the honey! A: Because he was sitting on the deck! Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on? A: It let out a little wine! Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?
A: Odor in the court. Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A: Dam!
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A: I better not tell you, it might spread. Q: How do baseball players stay cool? A: They sit next to their fans. Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems. A: A refrigerator. Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eyeshadow to school? A: She had a make-up exam!
Q: Why can you never trust atoms? A: They make up everything! Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry? A: Because his parents were in a jam! Q: What was the Cat in the Hat looking for in the toilet? A: For thing one and thing two. Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
A: Because he was a palaeontologist. A: It was below C level! Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? A: Tentacles. Q: What did the traffic light say to the car? Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Nacho Cheese. A: The road! Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
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A: The scientists were brainstorming! Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner? Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor? A: Because it was not peeling well. Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
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A: Gets jalapeno business! Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator. Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers! Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted cold hard cash! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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